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Ok, with my new Creative Zen, I have been listening to podcasts with any free time I have.  There is this one podcast - again - called Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase.  Here is another story from her show (paraphrased):

A plane was going to Houston.  This blonde lady enters the plane and plops herself in a first class.  She says to the flight attendant (FA), "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I going to Houston, and I am sitting in first class."

The FA says, "Ok, fine.  Let me see your boarding pass."

The blonde hands over the pass, and it clear shows a coach class seat.

The FA says, "I sorry, but your assigned seat is in coast.  You have to go sit there."

The blonde says "Nope.  I am blonde, I am beautiful, I going to Houston, and I am sitting in first class."

The FA finds another FA to help her out.  She tells the lady that she has to move.  "Nope.  I am blonde, I am beautiful, and I am sitting in first class."

The FA's are all baffled as to what to do.  So they ask the Captain for help.  He looks back, see the lady, and says, "It's ok.  I speak 'blonde' - my wife is blonde.  I'll help"

The Captain gets up, approaches the lady, says a few words to her.  The lady confidently get up, and goes the back of the plane - no fuss at all.

The FA are all amazed, and asked the Captain what he said.

"I told her that the First Class wasn't going to Houston."
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Being that this was her second blonde joke, and the host is blonde, makes me wonder if this really happened.