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What to say when Aunt Flo's in the house
Saw a comment by K10 about Aunt Flo visiting that wondered what a man could say during that time.  I came up with these:

- No, you don't look fat.  You look beautiful
- I'd be glad to get you another cheesecake, after you finish that one, sweety
- Football is getting boring to me - let's watch Oprah!
- Honey, I just want to stay in bed and cuddle all day
- You know, as I look around this room - I think we DO need more throw pillows
- Not sure how the AC man F'd up, but it is "hot" AND "cold" - at the same time - I feel it too!
- I don't know why they picked Vanna - you'd be a much better letter turner / pusher
- Running to the store to get expensive roses, can I get you any more kotex / tampax / tampons / ko-pons?
- Stretch pants and sweats are as pretty on you as they are on Angelina Jolie
- Did I say Angelina Jolie - that bitch!

There are plenty more in my mind - just a few listed here.
No buckeroos - Any comments, Ya'll?
 
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